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Barnyard Diary

Fri 06 March 2015 by Rick Gilmore

Feeling sheepish?
You try wearing wool in July.

Ya think I'd chew this stuff if I could smoke it?

Hey, lady, let me juice yours.

I'm past waiting for some sweet-talking spider
to say I'm super.

The horse is an ass.
Aren't they all?

I don't relish rooster's cock 'em who'll do
any more than you two.
You see, cherie, he crows he wants to do me.

If I could sleep in a bed, I wouldn't roll in the hay.


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