Barnyard DiaryFri 06 March 2015 by Rick Gilmore
Feeling sheepish? You try wearing wool in July.
Ya think I'd chew this stuff if I could smoke it?
Hey, lady, let me juice yours.
I'm past waiting for some sweet-talking spider to say I'm super.
The horse is an ass. Aren't they all?
I don't relish rooster's cock 'em who'll do any more than you two. You see, cherie, he crows he wants to do me.
If I could sleep in a bed, I wouldn't roll in the hay.